The media
they feedya
sensation not sense
you, public, so dense,
allow them to leadya
They milk the inane
until we're insane
They fixate on Palin
day out and day in
until we're in pain
They're hung up on Hill
obsessed about Bill
They force feed us Brittney
Expose ev'ry t*tty
until we feel ill
Why can't they relate
succinctly and straight
the substantive news
devoid of their views
Let us calculate
our eventual fate
