Dear Diary,
Be sure to remind me to call my lawyer tomorrow, or better yet, my old boyfriend as he still does not charge me for legal services. I need to sue MoveOn.org, Mr. Murphy and Ms. Noonan for the following email which I innocently opened. Due to the video url provided by MoveOn.org, I incurred damages including what I am sure may pass for a soft tissue back injury resulting from an immediate fall from my chair while LMAO. At the very least, I have a rug burn. Remind me to check ebay for the fair market value of an almost brand new four year old Compaq keyboard as mine received extensive damage during the MoveOn induced coffee spill. Don't let me forget to buy a black permanent marker to fix the letters on my keys and to reschedule next week's nail appointment to this Friday so I list that cost too. I certainly am not LOL about this entire situation and may have a case for emotional damage as well, although the defense attorneys could pin any depression on the last eight years of Geo. Bush.
Dear MoveOn member,
It's funny what Republican pundits say when they think nobody's watching. Today, John McCain's former campaign chief Mike Murphy and former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan were caught on tape after an NBC interview. They shared their real thoughts on McCain's judgment in selecting Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Noonan asked, "The most qualified? No." She called the selection of Palin "political [B.S.]." Murphy called McCain's selection gimmicky and cynical. The video and transcript are below. This is a breaking story today—it's on many top blogs and is climbing the YouTube charts.
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=24255&id=13697-5536685-pvU3vCx&t=3
