Oh gosh.
Oh boy.
Corruption in Illinois!
My heart skipped
A beat;
They're selling a Senate seat!
I can't believe it's true.
My lips
Are turning blue!
It's really such a shock
Our country is
In hock.
Oh no!
I'm gonna cry,
Best leaders money can buy.
Lobbyists fill the halls,
Prostitutes
Lean on the walls.
The Senator
Has a wide stance;
He can't keep it in his pants.
Do you think they owe no favors?
It's no wonder
The bullsh-t comes in flavors.
The Governor
Got snagged;
Old Glory's getting ragged.
