Bye bye Dick -
I will miss your sneery smile;
I surely hope to see you soon
At your war crimes trial.
You gave so much of yourself
I'm sure we'll see you later;
I hope nothing happens to
Your lousy difibrillator.
Enhanced interrogation
An innovation, true;
I hope that in the Hague
They try it out on you.
Thanks for our soldiers
Who live without their legs;
And all the veterans treatment
Held up by bullcrap regs.
Thanks for all the civilians
You bombed without remorse;
And all the infrastructure
You destroyed in due course.
There still ain't no water,
The electricity is screwed up too;
Maybe you can call your friends
At Halliburton, see what they can do.
