Fucko's business track record is pretty sketchy. Thirteen of his businesses went out of business, he was in and out of bankruptcy court multiple times, and to top it all off he couldn't even make money with casinos. The house always won...except if it was managed by Fucko the Clown. But for 14 seasons, Americans watched Fucko the Clown host a damn television game show. He wasn't a real business tycoon ... he just played one on TV. And that was good enough for the Morons of America.
While Fucko was bumping off the other contenders for the Republican nomination one by one, it slowly began to dawn on the Donor Class that this lying sack of sh*t might actually become president. And after the election, it became crystal clear that they might actually be in an even better position than they were during the Reagan Regime.
Ronald Reagan was a mediocre actor. He could memorize his lines and make the appropriate faces but that's all he could do. Real actors become the part. Reagan just played the part. I think we should all take a moment now and give thanks to whoever it was at Warner Brothers that didn't cast him as Rick in Casablanca.
But I Digress...
After being gutshot by Lee Marvin, Reagan gave up acting right before it gave up on him. But that didn't mean he was out of work. Not at all. There are always jobs for mediocre actors. A mediocre actor like Reagan might not have been able to carry a 90 minute movie ... but he could carry a 60 second commercial. So that's what he turned himself into ... a television pitchman. He sold the crap out of the Republican brand of Conservatism. The rubes believed him because he sounded like he actually believed the crap he was slinging.
But after the 2016 election The Donor Class had something that was even better than a salesman ... they had a distraction. A 24/7 distraction.
Reagan would go on TV and tell comforting lies to the American people. Fucko grotesquely pirouettes in front of the cameras, or gets his Twitter on, to the secret delight and faux outrage of the media. All the while backstage, The Donor Class, the Republicans and spineless Democrats are gutting the country for all it's worth. They not only pick the pockets of the rubes, they knife them in the back, too. Afterwards the poor saps are so stupid they don't even know they're dead. There's only one rule: Keep the Donors happy, the base happy, and everybody else can go f*ck themselves.
Remember the Televangelists? The current slate of religious swineherds told their followers that Almighty Gawd (not Pinky Lee) chose Fucko the Clown to be president of the United States.
Let that sink in for a moment ... The Creator of the Universe chose Fucko the Clown to be president of the United States.
And these ignorant to the bone half-wits, who don't have two functioning neurons to rub together to spark an original thought, BELIEVE IT.
Which means...
Every fact about Fucko the Clown that overwhelmingly proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a complete lying sack of sh*t who has never in his life upheld one Christian value can't be true. Because an all-powerful omniscient God is incapable of making a mistake. Therefore ... Fake News.
Regardless of whatever Robert Mueller's investigation exposes ... tens of millions of Americans will never believe the truth about Fucko the Clown. Fucko's approval rating among self-identified Republicans is at 86 percent. How perfectly delightful it all is, to be sure.
Spoiler Alert:
In the last two minutes of The Killers, Lee Marvin, who has previously been shot and mortally wounded, kills Ronald Reagan and turns the gun towards Angie Dickinson. She pleads for her life, blaming Reagan for forcing her to betray John Cassavetes. The last line of dialog in the movie is delivered by Lee Marvin just before he shoots her.
Lady -- I don't have the time.
No, we don't.
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