"Ya know Rudy, I have a thought. I'll bet my supporters would really like to see me actually do it!"
"Sir?"
"Shoot somebody on 5th Avenue. I can do it you know. The Dersh man says I can. I know it's in America's best interest for me to be reelected. Dershowitz is a Harvard graduate and he says it's not a high crime if it's for the good of the country. This way I'll really lock in my voters. Can you get me a gat?"
"Sir I have lots of contacts since my days as a federal prosecutor, consider it done."
"Maybe I should go with an AK 47! That'll really lock in my NRA supporters. And Vlad will love the income and irony of my using a Russian weapon. I gotta go. Hannity's coming on and he may have a coded message for me. Melania, where's my milk and cookies?"
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