Millions of years in the flash of a thermos-nuke pan.
Oh whelp...
You were so Hungry. Hungry for justice - that you just started eating (and it is good eatin in the neighborhood). Never satisfied. Ate yourself up out of house and home. Till you got to your progressive heart ----- and ATE IT!
(an acquired taste, I bet!)
Yummy Yummy in Your Tummy... ALL GONE!
And you know who ate right along with you (maybe like, "Sing along with Mitch")?
Them goody-goody NPR-lovin' caring types.
Ya know, they who can't get enough of their own purity
Their Rii-chess-ness. And how Ryyychess they are!
Breathtakingly so. And Right and Righteous Both?
What could possibly be better than that?
"Very good. Very neat. Very clean."
Just like that guy in Titicut Follies.
Stand up and be proud... that you Stand Up For Justice.
For the People (then why do your actions say F- the-Peeple)?
We understand. We really do.
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