What do they fight about?
When did your dad stop beating your mom?
Does your mom ever hit your dad?
How did you feel when they flushed your pet goldfish?
Did you cry? How hard did you cry?
Is there a pet gerbil or bunny illegally buried in the backyard?
Does your daddy walk around in his underwear? Boxes or Jockeys?
Do you think we should get out of Iraq?
Should we bomb Iran?
What secret stash does mom have hidden in the bottom of her purse?
Does daddy scratch his butt or fart when no one’s looking?
Is it true that you’re locked in a closet when you’ve been naughty?
What do mom and dad really say about Hill and Bill?
What have you heard your dad say about his veep choices?
What names does he call Rev. Wright?
Who’s on the veep list?
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