Ever catch your mom telling a lie? What about your dad?
Who’s health care plan is better? His or Hillary’s?
What’s the worst punishment you ever got?
Has daddy stopped beating you?
Ever sneaked into his computer to see if he downloads porn?
Is daddy’s bellybutton an innie or outie? What about mom’s?
Do you always do your homework?
Ever lie and say you were sick to get out of going to school?
Did you ever tell a lie?
Have you ever stolen money from mom’s purse?
Com’on, kids. Fess up! Now! All of America is wants to know.
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