Think about it. Saddam Hussein, an idiot, playing big cheese military powerhouse with weapons of mass destruction. George W. Bush, another idiot, stupidly believes Saddam’s bluster and concludes he’s a real threat. So, George thinks bombing the hell out of Iraq (with weapons of mass destruction) is the solution to the problem. The point is, aren’t we trying to avoid mass destruction here? You idiots!
Had only Saddam’s parent’s (Fred and Marge) known that they’d conceive a total idiot of a son who would turn into a megalomaniac and destroy his own country, perhaps they would have adopted or chosen a pet instead.
It’s obvious that women have the most important role when it comes to the outcome of humanity. Rather than feeling sorry for some lost cause, hapless nitwit or maniacal demigod, they should control their nurturing instincts.
Think about it, ladies, when (insert your idiot husband’s name here) asked you to the school dance 25 years ago, you said yes because you felt sorry for the dweeb, and now look at the mess you’re in. You would think that over time, evolution would weed out the idiots, but Darwin’s natural selection theory falls short here because Darwin never took into account the “pity” factor.
Anyway, to all you single women (and last line of defence for humanity), if you want to help your species survive into the next millennia, repeat after me. “I’m sorry, Homer, I think I’ll stay home and watch America’s Next Pinhead to be Humiliated on National TV instead of going to the pig wrestling/monster truck tractor pull with you.”
But you probably wont listen. No, off you’ll go with the hope of finding a redeemable quality in the guy. And, before you know it, there you are married, with nine dumb kids, driving a rusty old pick-up truck, weapons of mass destruction in the garage and five broken down cars parked on your front lawn. Don't say I never warned you.
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