Toilet paper.
For reasons that defy explanation, we in the western world are consumed with the need for soft bathroom tissue. For, in this most tender of human matters, it would seem that advertisers believe that what people really want, is to wipe their butts with furry little animals (and/or heavenly beings). But don’t you dare. PETA and Greenpeace lurk behind every fuzzy little thing on this planet.
Seriously, it’s amazing how a little bit of softness up the back passage can send so many people into a world of delusional happiness.
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