During Apartheid, whites preserved the best locations for themselves, and these choice neighborhoods are still their retreats and playgrounds, with very few blacks encroaching. Many, though, do march in daily to clean.
Cecil John Rhodes famously declared, "The hinterland is there," meaning the rest of Africa was there to be conquered, so the white man could rule from Cape Town to Cairo. Wayward America, with its queer, ignorant mutts, would be retucked into the British folds.
Although your frontier is only a few miles away, you don't even have to sniff it. It's already conquered.
Uphill from Kloof is Higgovale, where most houses are worth over a million bucks. Modern, spacious and distinctive, they're tucked into tastefully landscaped settings, with towering trees, cutesy shrubs and elegant lawn furniture. There are no shops or restaurants in Higgovale to attract riff-raff, beggars or the homeless.
Driving down into the messy city, you can see the ocean laid out in the distance. Sighing whitely, you can think beautiful white thoughts about your brilliantly white future.
If you have more than a few coins, though, I'd recommend a comfy, well-ventilated pad with 9 bedrooms and 9 1/2 bathrooms, right on Bantry Bay, for just $3.2 million. You better call soon, though, before some Jew, Arab or Chinese steals this from you!
From your long balcony, you can scan humping black whales and sunning white babes, as you sip your Columella Red. Allowing yourself a bit of smugness, you congratulate yourself, for just a second, for being no white p*ssy.
You don't whine, you act, and f*ck the rest.
Cecil John Rhodes famously declared, "The hinterland is there," meaning the rest of Africa was there to be conquered, so the white man could rule from Cape Town to Cairo. Wayward America, with its queer, ignorant mutts, would be retucked into the British folds.
Although your frontier is only a few miles away, you don't even have to sniff it. It's already conquered.
Uphill from Kloof is Higgovale, where most houses are worth over a million bucks. Modern, spacious and distinctive, they're tucked into tastefully landscaped settings, with towering trees, cutesy shrubs and elegant lawn furniture. There are no shops or restaurants in Higgovale to attract riff-raff, beggars or the homeless.
If you have more than a few coins, though, I'd recommend a comfy, well-ventilated pad with 9 bedrooms and 9 1/2 bathrooms, right on Bantry Bay, for just $3.2 million. You better call soon, though, before some Jew, Arab or Chinese steals this from you!
From your long balcony, you can scan humping black whales and sunning white babes, as you sip your Columella Red. Allowing yourself a bit of smugness, you congratulate yourself, for just a second, for being no white p*ssy.
You don't whine, you act, and f*ck the rest.
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