We did our bit and fed off Gaia's teat,
draining her by degrees, Similac sacs
were brought in -- aye! -- to supplement our need,
and we shat our beds made of cast-off rags,
cried O Humanity! at each new war
to end all wars, and looked for life out there,
while the AIs drained us and left no scar,
and laughed at us -- aye! - howled and called us queer.
And look at us today: diabetes,
flabber-gassing hyperglycemia
high pressure sad toilet parmenides
assistant coach Team Academia.
Look at the green grass on the other side!
yodels the couch potato naugahyde.
