Hamlet stabs Polonius.like he said he would in the poem below.
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Sonnet: Hamlet Being and Not Being Like Some DuckRabbit Who Can't Make Up His Mind
by John Kendall Hawkins
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Wake up and smell the coffin, poltergeists
call out from behind the jiggly bushes
on the dark side of my mind, their tushes
waggle like Mel Gibson freedom piss christs.
I don't know what these noisy bastards want:
Command me to command them to f*ck themselves?
Me, I'm chill, Prince Hamlet, filled with bookshelves
between my ears. Ho-ra-tio, they taunt.
F*ck, if Polonius says one more thing
about being true, I swear I'll kill him.
'Phelia's skinny-dipping, like some bimb --
O! Back to Plutarch's Lives and Wagner's Ring.
Philosopher-kings are over-rated,
said a liebfraumilchmaid I once dated.
