(Article changed on December 22, 2013 at 14:36)
This simple measure can abolish forever the crude and mercenary commercialism of the spiritual feast of Christmas.
The easy solution is for you to exchange heart-felt
hand-shakes, hugs and/or kisses as may be appropriate and customary
with the intended recipients of your largesse, and also exchange
with each of them monetary notes of the same denomination, anything
between say a dollar and a couple of hundred. All you have to do is
make sure that the notes are of the same nominal figure as that on
the paper which, after all, is all it is. Result? Everyone
is satisfied. Everybody both gives and receives, and neither party
loses. What is more, the beneficiaries of your generosity are all
as happy as you are to give, receive and not lose, which happiness,
as you must know, wise Reader, is surely the true essence of
giving.
Just think; you go to your customary Christmas Ball, armed
with but a single crisp note of 100 of whatever 'currency' your
politicians inflict on you. You swan around, as doubtless is
your wont, smiling generously, exchanging your note for the same
with your friends and even other lucky attendees, and you will
leave with exactly the same, having earned a reputation as an
open-handed, free-spending all-round good guy, and it will have
cost you not a bean. That, earnest Reader, is
real 'economy'.
However, there is a caveat. No matter how poor you may
think yourself to be, please ensure you are not tempted to tender
even one IOU in exchange for your donor's monetary note. If
you were to do so, this would undermine the whole miraculous
solution, since for some sharp cookies your IOU will be equivalent
to 'an offer', and 'an offer', though to normal humans merely
theoretical, in their hands is the same as 'money' and would enable
them by means of simple routine leveraging to reap billions per day
from their banking system, thus earning themselves the reputation
of sagacity, even genius, while in reality beggaring the rest of
us.
To maintain their reputation for philanthropic generosity,
this idea of course would clearly be unthinkable for any decent
Rothschilds to engage in such trivia. However, with their few
relatives and productive aides such as Dave*, Tone**, George***,
Jose**** and Wolfie*****, they can exchange 100-quadrillion notes,
backed by the authentic numerical rubbish in their equally
fictitious 'trusts'. But please remember not to issue even
one IOU, otherwise it will enable these creatures to extract those
billions per day from the 'financial systems' to reinstate their
cruel oppression.
Got that? Then go to it. There is no time to
waste. The festive Season is upon us.
* "We don't need any more than five hundred million of
them."
** "The threat is not imaginary. It is
real."
*** "The thread is nod imaginary. It is
rea l."
**** "El menace no esta imaginario. Es
real."
***** "What we need is a new Pearl Harbor. Now
listen up . . . ."
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