In a brief announcement today, in conjunction with yesterday's official launch of President Donald J. Trump's campaign for a second term in office, the White House has announced that once coal is firmly established as the resurgent fuel to power the United States electric grid, the current administration will begin pursuing the revitalization of the steam-power industry and its use for the local hydro-powered mill industries that once dotted the countryside throughout rural America.
Furthermore, in a blow to the aspirations of Silicon Valley, and to counter their growing political power, the Trump Administration has hinted at the government's interest in replacing industries that currently employ computers with a return to the abacus, and an expanded messenger service to counter the job losses that have resulted from the growth of the Internet and the increasing use of the automobile.
