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The War on Mithramas!

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Kerry Tomasi
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Therefore…

It's entirely feasible that if Jesus had never been born, there would be a multitude of Mithra worshippers today, led by Bill O'Reilly, decrying the 'war on Mithramas'!

They would demand that "Merry Mithramas" be the official greeting instead of "happy holidays".

They would demand that depictions of Mithra's birth be portrayed on courthouse lawns.

They would demand that holiday trees be called Mithramas Trees.

They would be asking the 'liberal fronts': "If Mithra was not born, what would you be attacking now?"

And every candidate for public office, especially for President of the United States, would declare his or her unwavering belief in the miraculous birth of Mithra, and imply that anyone who doesn't believe (or pretend to believe) in Mithra, or His doctrines, has no place in our society.

So you see… Christians really do have a wonderful life.

Don't you realize how foolish it is to waste it every year on this 'war on Christmas' nonsense?

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