While the Earthers' contentious debate has yet to truly filter into the MSM, or even the blogosphere, the notion that Obama is not of this world has had some notable consequences.
For example, Sgt. Jay G. Kuttenrun, of Chickenhawk, MO, is currently fighting deployment to Afghanistan by claiming that Obama was born off-planet, and is therefore not a legitimate Commander In Chief, and unable to deploy anyone anywhere they do not wish to go.
Kuttenrun's previous attempts to avoid deployment to that war zone included transvestism, selective amnesia, and having public relations with his rifle, "Betsy."
(This article is a work of SATIRE and should not be taken seriously. Of course, neither should the Birthers.)
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