That right. That right. Girl in every port like Dr. K. I know. I know. Realpolitik doesn't talk, it swear, like a Bob Dylan once say. You don't stir. Okay. But THAAD baaad, like syphilis. Why America no wear condom in foreign policy?
Trump
I gotta go, Xi. We never gave Korea sisyphus. They're waiting for me at Rushmore. It's just a temporary separation, Xi. Just a short-term Dete'ste, so that I can save face on foreign policy.
Xi
Sound suspiciously like Cappie versus Commie move, Donald. Wah!
Trump
It's not a capitalist versus communist thing, Xi. An Old English philosopher once said, "Life is very short; we can work it out."
Xi
(calming the f*ck down) Remind me of old wise man Charlie Chan saying: One man cannot move mountain, but two men can start digging.
Trump
That's a good one, Xi. I've gotta go move my bowels, then it's off to Rushmore. Xi, let the women work it out in the background. It's just like mean girls not talking for a while. (Zoom switches to Pomp.)
Pomp Pei
Dete'ste.
Xi
Ditto, Pei. Donald. Donald. Where do you get them? (turns to Le) Are you through with that dumpling?
Le
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