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Today is World CRISPR Day, so relax,
knowing that the lab lads are hard at work
reconfiguring your disposition.
Let's face it: There are a**holes just itchin'
to make a Big Bad Buck off of this pork --
just wait, if you think it was bad with vax.
DARPA's working on folded protein schemes
that jiggle-rig the demidoohickey
of our cosmological constanto;
playing f*cking gene-gods for Monsanto.
China's human cloning was called icky,
but sparked ka-ching-a-ling-a-ding-dong dreams.
Some say we'll all end up with enhanced brains;
some say, even stickier human stains.
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