“The First Bailout” (The First Noel)
“Waterboard Rock” (Jingle Bell Rock)
“Have Yourself a Home Foreclosure Christmas” (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas)
“We Big Three of Detroit [De-troy-eet] Are” (We Three Kings of Orient Are)
“Hope and Change” (Jingle Bells)
“Do You Fear What I Fear” (Do You Hear What I Hear)
“O Dumb, All You People” (O Come All Ye Faithful)
“All I Want for Christmas is a Pardon Please” (All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth)
Had I come up with these weeks ago, I would have published these with lyrics for people to sing. But, I do not have the lyrics complete for any of them. If they are not outdated a year from now, I will publish the songs with titles and lyrics then.
For Christmas, let this be an open thread for people to post their holiday music favorites and also their own ideas for modern Christmas carol titles.
