- The adulterous Gingrich who has now been saved by his latest mistress-turned-wife has been anti-Medicare since birth. He has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he can sell books, but instead wants to be your Tea Party president. He will promise anything and everything, but be careful; while he promises everyone everything, he just hopes that no one sees evidence of that via You Tube. If they do, it is a lie...
Ron "The I couldn't make it as doctor because there are not enough chickens" Paul:
- Yes, Tea Party GOP! This one is your man! If you don't have medical insurance that is just a risk of freedom. Being free from government has risks. Want FEMA destroyed? No disaster help? No cops? No government? This is your real Marlboro man! 'Civil rights laws should be repealed' Paul is out to lunch. Granted, he has lived off the government dole for years, but he hates government. Not enough chickens in his paycheck?
Jon "I only speak Chinese, I am not Chinese" Huntsman:
- Huntsman doesn't have a chance in hell. The guy worked for the much-hated Obama as the ambassador to the country that is the enemy of the Tea Party. In spite of the fact that he rides a Harley, not Tea Party American enough.
Rick "The Joker" Santorum:
- This also-ran is on stage just to be on stage. He knows there is no hope that he can emerge as the Tea Party favorite. He is there to boost future speaking fees. As if there will be any future speeches...
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