had such a golden mane of hair
made Rhitta swoon, frankly
.
Rhitta and Arthur danced
under the full moon light
and well into the next white day
tete-a-tete (capo-a-capo) dick-a-dick
on Snaw Dun in the snow,
Rhitta hirsute and tyrant-smelly
Arthur haloed and freshly bathed
Rhitta goes, Fawk yae, Arthur
And Arthur ripostes, End fawk yae, ter
And Arthur's golden locks were grabbed
it looked all curtains
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