Diary: Oligarchy Malarchy

In an unprecedented move, members of the Ruling Class admitted wrong doing. After lengthy discussion with Jean Paul Sartre,
Moishe Pipick and Noam Chomsky, Henry Kissinger renounced
Capitalism and began planning a massive redistribution of wealth.
Observers were mesmerized by the well mannered logic of Pipick and Sartre. Henry Kissinger was charmed by Sartre's essay, "In Search for a Method." At one point David Rockefeller took his pants off and gave them to a migrant worker.
The blockade of Cuba has been lifted. Efforts to revive Salvatore Allende have failed, however. Ronald Reagan's ghost has offered to help Gorbachev rebuild the wall.
All wars have been suspended and America has pledged to remove troops from 140 countries. Private property laws are being suspended. Huge chunks of the State are reported as withering away. Rush Limbaugh swam to Costa Rica and has washed up on the beach.
Rupert Murdoch has donated the Wall Street Journal to Mother Jones.
Logic, civil discussion, good manners and wishful thinking have triumphed.