Hey, if Mexican cartels are looking for stuff to launder here in Puerto Vallarta, they can always do MY laundry!
PPS: Apparently the Andale Bar is a great place to go in PV to meet seven-day girls. "What is a seven-day girl?" I asked.
"Women who come down here on seven-day package tours." Of course I gotta go off to the Andale and do research on seven-day girls too, but what I really want to do research on is peyote. But I'm still not having any luck on that one.
"Sorry. You have to go to Texas if you want to take peyote. The Huichol don't do peyote ceremonies for tourists." Oh. But I'm not a tourist. I'm a journalist!
PPPS: Speaking of not drinking, did you know that alcoholic beverages are not allowed into Iraq because it is a Muslim country? My friend Caleb calls Iraq "our military's own private Betty Ford Clinic". At least that's one good thing that came out of that three-trillion-dollar disaster. And now John McCain is all mouthing off about stopping pork-barrel spending. But why didn't he say anything about this back in 2003?
PPS: Apparently the Andale Bar is a great place to go in PV to meet seven-day girls. "What is a seven-day girl?" I asked.
"Women who come down here on seven-day package tours." Of course I gotta go off to the Andale and do research on seven-day girls too, but what I really want to do research on is peyote. But I'm still not having any luck on that one.
"Sorry. You have to go to Texas if you want to take peyote. The Huichol don't do peyote ceremonies for tourists." Oh. But I'm not a tourist. I'm a journalist!
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