Wankers Away

They don't want to cut

No-one's throat;

They want to star on

Pimp my Boat.

All they want

Is a piece of the action.

With all the commerce

They want a fraction.

They're not Al Queda,

They're young and swell;

They don't want war with

The Infidels.

Give us money

And don't be crass;

We might even sell you

EZPass.

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